After playing a bit of Moon Diver on my PS3 with a friend (and getting my butt handed to me) I decided I should play something a bit less fast past so…. instead of continuing the drawing I’m working on I decided to play Rock Robin!
Continuing after I got myself kicked out of my own band I now was trying to hit people up for a smoke when a mysterious hero with a pack comes and gives me one! I thought he was hitting on me to but say wha? He isn’t?! FFFFF, get back here ass, wtf is wrong with me?! Then oh?! Shitstick wouldn’t even take my money for the pack of cigs? Ya well, one, you lost out on all this and two, kiss my ass. Time to go drink the memories away, wheee! I wanted to go get my stuff from the douche’s (Sterlings) apartment but I didn’t want to go back cause then I’d end up burning the whole place down happily but I don’t want to go to jail cause of him so lets get drunk!
So I end up in a small bar I know owned by a guy named Owen that is married to a girl named Tracy. I know him from 2 years ago so hey! let me stay at your place! He’s whipped so he has to go ask his wife if I can stay. After getting the okay from the ol’ ball and chain he gives me a funny look, whatever that was for, and I head to my new room. Nice place if I do say so myself, should prob take some tylenol or something for the pain but to tired from all the crap before and end up falling asleep then waking up with pain all over. Okay! time to make a plan to get back at them, mwahaha!
Step 1: Get a drink.
Step 2: Make plan.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: PROFIT!!!
Ya, that seems about right but while planning that out I hear some kid having a hissy-fit near me. Little shit knocks over my drink so I get up all in his ‘I’m gonna tell daddy!’ face! I ‘escort’ him out but as I go to get another drink Owen stops me, argh! Now I have to stagger myself to another bar but hark, do I hear the daddy’s boy laughing at me? Go back home and ask him for a bottle, that’s the only drinks you’ll be able to have tonight. Oh? Whoa whoa whoa here, your daddy’s a drumming legend? I try to keep myself from grinning evilly and saying ‘Excellent’ ala Mr. Burns from Simpsons but this could work in my favor. I try to flash him my ‘winning smile’, time to butter this sucker up! Oh, that drink you spilled, water under the bridge, let me go buy you one now.
I wake up in a hotel room with knocking on the door. The kids on the floor and I wonder if… I didn’t? DAMMIT, why the hell not?! I answer the door and… why hello there handsome. Wait your kicking me out and arresting me for something I have no clue about? ARGH! From bad to worse.

We did that? EPIC! I love it! Wait, he isn’t the good brother wow this is getting better and better. Why didn’t I at least sleep with him again? Phenomenal! He used a stolen credit card to pay for the room! I end up getting separated from him as well while he is probably getting away scott free from this while I’m in ‘detention’ with the manager. Well while I await my punishment I think I’ll end this for tonight!

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